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Miércoles 25, Julio, 2007

Brincos y Jalones: El video de ejercicios de Gloria Trevi

Escrito por: dr.phaser

Para glora trevi una buena forma de empezar el día es con dos botellas de martini y un programa de ejercicios llamado brincos y jalones. después de estar lo suficientemente borracha como para lanzar improperios a cualquiera que se cruze “llega el momento mas triste, la relajación”. una gran manera para tonificar los musculos y las ganas de suicidarse. Gracias sonampawan!

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OCTAVO………….!

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DECIMO… QUERIAN TOP TEN LOS CHUCHATUMARES????

ANTI-ARDILLARQL -

AH!…. FOME EL VIDEO CULIAO XD

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MAIRCÓN CULIAO PARA DE POSTEAR XD

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Mmmmm…. Brincos y Jalones… con una chikilla…..

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Esta loca!!! Pobres niños q hicieron gimnasia con ella……loca de mierda!

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= se lo chanto a too ritmo

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si se ve en revrsa…se escuharan o se veran mensajes satánicos como en sus canciones???

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Puta la wea estupida de programa,pero ella era mas rica que la conchesumadre, le hubiese hechado 5 y sin sacarsela…

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Imbécil -

El guestbook de porlaputa se ha transformado en el lugar de encuentro de flaites encubiertos…
Qué pena, AH!

Respecto al video. Gloria Trevi era mi ídola,es una de las minas más locas que he visto alguna vez…pero ahora prefiero a la tía Marta.

ANTI-ARDILLARQL -

TU MAMA SERA FLAITE HIJO PUTA, NO PK ESCRIBAS MEDIANAMENTE BIEN SIGNIFICA QUE TENGAS EDUCACION…. CULIAO NO MAS

ICQ -

POBRECITO.

NADA MAS.

ANTI-ARDILLARQL -

SI WN, ME DOI PENA YO MISMO….. ERIS UN POBRE WEON… CONCHETUMADRE NO MAS

Imbécil -

Parece que le llegó xD

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weno cada uno escribe lo que quiere… mas wn es el que responde creo yo =D

(:O yo respondi!) Y_Y

soy wna =(

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y con respecto al video…pffff

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Gloria Trevi es la maestra de maetsras!!!

Lo que sí, los gritos del principio estaban un poco de más, me recordó a los gritos de una niña malvada…

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